Prediction

PETER SAGAL, host:

In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict what will be the big story out of Tiger Woods' return to golf at Augusta National.

Now, panel, what will happen at the Masters when Tiger returns? Charlie Pierce.

Mr. CHARLIE PIERCE (Writer, Boston Globe Magazine; Author, "Idiot America"): Tiger, as we know, will be playing Augusta National, but in an ironic twist, his friend, famous local entertainer National Augusta, will not be on hand.

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SAGAL: Paul Provenza.

Mr. PAUL PROVENZA (Comedian; Co-author, "Satiristas"): Well, after all his therapy, he's just going to be playing the same hole, just going to stick with one hole for the whole game.

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SIEGEL: And Faith Salie.

Ms. FAITH SALIE: Tiger's wife, Elin, will be his caddy. Clubs will be in his bag, his balls will be in her purse.

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CARL KASELL, host:

Well, if Tiger Woods does any of those things, panel, well ask you about it on WAIT WAITDON'T TELL ME!

SAGAL: Thank you Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Charlie Pierce, Paul Provenza and Faith Salie. Thanks to all of you for listening. Im Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.

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