Charlie Pierce: The Week In Sports

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Former Notre Dame quarterback DeShone Kizer says he's a hybrid of Tom Brady and Cam Newton. Bill Littlefield and Only A Game analyst Charlie Pierce question his science. Also, why Detroit Tigers outfielders' recent inability to catch fly balls should (or should not) be blamed on the fans, and dead rats rain down on a Danish soccer match.

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