Our panelists tell us about three new fad diets, only one of which is true.

More questions for the panel ... on Litigious Lohan, and newspaper articles get deeper.

Carl reads three news-related limericks, on ... a sport where everybody plays cheap; science confirms the obvious once again; and when irie meets oy.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Now that former Congressman Eric Massa revealed he likes tickling, our panelists predict the next person to reveal an odd enthusiasm.

Carl reads three quotes from the week's news. This week: a Congressman reveals his hobbies and stops being a Congressman; President Obama fails to change the subject; and the only thing to last longer than the Health Care debate.

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news ... the Tea Party Movement claims an unexpected victim.

He's best known for his work with the great New Orleans funk band The Meters, so we're asking George Porter, Jr. three questions about parking meters.

On last weeks' show, we made some jokes about figure skating ... and figure skating outfits. And, boy, did we hear about it. We'd like to make amends, so we've invited U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir to explain the black-and-pink corset number he wore during his Olympics short program.

More questions for the panel ... on what happens when Big Brother catches you updating your status, and how an iPhone might someday be a youPhone.

Carl reads three news-related limericks, on ... prints you didn't know you were leaving at the scene, another explanation for why dinos went extinct, and why you'll want to squeeze the Charmin.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

After an air traffic controller let a kid land planes, our panelists predict who will bring their children to work next.

Carl recreates quotes from the week's news ... starting with the crumbling Empire State; Hot, Cross Bunning; Kids Land the Darndest Planes.

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news ... first up, California washes its mouth out with soap.