O.B. Tampon Makers Apologize To You — In Song

Click here. Please. The makers of o.b. tampons, which have been scarce lately in many drugstores around the country, have just issued the most incredibly hilarious and technologically sophisticated corporate apology in the history of marketing.
Just type in your name, (even if it's male — we checked!) and you'll be serenaded by an anonymous heartthrob with your name tattooed on his arm. Skywriting, rose petals, a flock of doves — all are directed at nothing more than to make sure you, personally, know just how sorry the o.b. brand is to have let you down...