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This changes everything.
In a recent interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders declared that God “wanted Donald Trump to become president.” The Almighty’s reasons for this choice, Sanders went on to say, were so Trump could support “a lot of things that people of faith really care about.”
The implications of this revelation are, needless to say, stunning. Maybe the Russians weren’t meddling in the 2016 election after all. Maybe it was God who was messing around with people’s Facebook pages and targeting African American voters in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin with negative information about Hillary Clinton. Maybe it was the Big Guy in the sky who was hacking Hillary’s email server and the Democratic National Committee’s computers. But wasn’t God worried that his secret activities might eventually be uncovered? I suspect not. God probably realized that an obvious world-class villain like Vladimir Putin was the perfect fall guy for His underhanded efforts to swing the election to Trump.
But other scenarios are certainly possible. If God likes Donald Trump that much, maybe He likes Putin as well. Maybe God was colluding with the Russians from the start. He’s God, after all. He may have decided years ago to make Putin the dictator of Russia so he could eventually help Trump get elected president. That way God could keep his fingerprints (assuming God has fingers) off of any illegal wrongdoing that came out after the election was over.
In fairness to Sarah Sanders, I feel obliged to point out at this juncture that she didn’t actually say God made Donald Trump president. She said that God wanted Trump to become president. Maybe God just sat on the sidelines, cheering Trump on at his rallies and feeling happy whenever Hillary made a mistake. Maybe God thought it would be unseemly to get involved in partisan politics but was secretly happy when the Russians got involved, knowing, as only an All-Knowing Being can, that Trump couldn’t have won the election without their help. If God had been pulling the strings, would he really have let Hillary win the popular vote by three million votes?
But leaving aside how involved or uninvolved God was in the actual election process, the White House press secretary's startling announcement raised another huge question: What does it say about God that he wanted Donald Trump to become president? Ponder that one for a moment. It’s the kind of question that, as English novelist Barbara Pym once put it, “starts a landslide in the mind.”
For instance, should we now assume that God thinks it’s all right to boast about sexually assaulting women? Or does God believe that all Mexican immigrants are rapists? Or does God condone pathological lying to advance one’s cause? And where does God stand on the question of who had the larger crowd at his inauguration: Trump or Obama?
What does it say about God that he wanted Donald Trump to become president?
Or is God like those white evangelical Christian voters who support President Trump in such overwhelming numbers? Perhaps God is willing to overlook Trump’s obvious character flaws because he wants to get more conservative justices nominated to the Supreme Court, hopes to roll back women’s reproductive rights and approves of tax cuts that mainly help the top one percent of the population. Maybe God thinks the ends justify the means.
But what about all those mainstream Christian denominations that despise President Trump? How do they feel about this news? How does God feel about them?
Whose side is God on anyway?
My guess is that Sarah Sanders would not be pleased by all of my questions. I suspect she believes that questioning the divinity is a sign of disrespect. Or as Bob Dylan once put it, “And you never ask questions/When God’s on your side.”
I can’t refrain from asking one final question, even if it means angering the White House press secretary. Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems to me this question goes to the heart of the American Constitution. If God really wanted Donald Trump to become president, where does that leave the separation of church and state?
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