A Priest A Rabbi And An Imam Walk Into A Bar...

We talked Friday to the official chaplain of Colbert Nation, and we asked for your religious jokes. You can post them in the comments sectionon our Facebook page or on our interview with the chaplain of Colbert Nation.

And we'll get you started with this one from Paul Simon.

"A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this? A joke?"

Gunter Hiller also writes:

When Leibniz and Spinoza met, the former challenged:
"Why is there something rather than nothing?"
Spinoza shrugs; "Nu, why not?"

A listener in Amherst, Massachusetts sent these:

Best out loud
-A young nun comes into the Mother Superior's office and says "Ahem, Mother, We..we've found a case of syphilis" And the Mother Superior says "Oh thank goodness! I was getting tired of the Chablis!"

And in honor of my in-laws:
-Never take only one baptist fishing, he'll drink all your beer.

This program aired on December 8, 2011. The audio for this program is not available.


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