No, thanks. I don’t smoke.
The Hockey Song by Stompin' Tom Connors (from And the Hockey Song, EMI, 2000)
Should be Skatin' Tom Connors, right?
Painting By Numbers by Television Personalities (from Mummy Your Not Watching Me, Fire UK, 2002)
I don't have a zippy one-liner for this, I'm sorry.
Lucha Libre by Los Muertos Vivientes (from YouTube)
Wouldn’t it be nice if people didn't feel they had to wear masks all the time? (Alright! I rediscovered the wellspring of one-liners!)
This segment aired on January 28, 2012. The audio for this segment is not available.