Music On Only A Game

Betty Lou's Got a New Pair of Shoes by Crazy Cavan & The Rhythm Rockers (from Cool and Crazy Rock-a-Billy, Fury Records, 2003)

This is sort of Title IX-themed, right? Betty Lou? Shoes? Soccer shoes, maybe?

GPS by Antelope (from Antelope, Dischord Records, 2002)

This is not Title IX themed. And so it must be concluded that Title IX is bad because it doesn't inspire the composition of sports-specific music. That seems fair.